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anabundanceofcrazy:

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.

This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

i would buy that.

DUDE! best marketing campaign ever
Tampocalypse all the way! Let’s get this commercial made dammit.
Let’s face it the zombie apocalypse is closer to womans pms then that fucking picture will ever be

(Source: adventuresofbetahugh)

That’s it people the Zombie Apocolypse has begun. Gear up people gear up.
Good luck to you Miami.

mad-angel-with-a-box:

inkorstardust:

superwhomerlock221b:

cakeyeahasexuals:

kakkobean:

nethdugan:

mygeekcorner:

fiftyfandomfangirl:

alyssaties:

oldfilmsflicker:

WHAT

Happy birthday to me (I wish)

This, I guess, is a the perfect solution to the debate over cake and pie.

Seriously, to have a slice of this thing would be…. epic.

THIS BLOG IS OFFICIALLY OVER

sweet baby come to mama

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD IN HEAVEN!!!!!

Must eat entire thing now! Then proceed to die of a heart attach

I really could not help myself. This was just to easy.

Bass track done an dusted. Now Mr Guitar man Adam is tweaking his part to make it sound better then on to the next one!

Classic Hair